Obama Presidential Library

A recent article showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries. Told how they contain all the pertinent information about the presidents - all their history from before taking office, plus campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from their presidency, and so on. A wealth of info about the man and his life, both private and public.

That got me to thinking, what would Obama's library look like and what would they archive? What would the design be? This is what I came up with:

1.) It wouldn't be very big because there are no records from his past, and every presidential act is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or a lie.

2.) It should be mobile because by the time his term is up, no city will acknowledge that he ever even visited let alone came from there. Plus if the general public ever caught up with it...

3.) Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff. Preferably something that could be hosed out and left to air dry.

4.) It should be a dual use facility to make it more appropriate.

Below is what I came up with as the perfect answer to all of the above.